Alianor F and the Sea of Mathsters

Well Well Well.
(They needed caps because of the seriousness of this occasion). It's literally been AGES. Like, I think the Wheel of Time turned a couple of times in my absence. Can someone please tell me why everyone keeps calling that young fellow Lews the Dragon?
Since I've been gone I've read at least 50 books, right now I'm onto:
-> The Fellowship of the Ring (WELL IT'S VERY LONG)
-> The Shadow Rising by Rob J
-> the Percy Jackson series
Rereading that because I've just bought a Heroes of Olympus box set and have forgotten the original story. Up to book 5 but reading a book a day from that so I should be finished soon. Brings back many old memories.
Someone lent me Chinese Cinderella. I've never read this before. But I expect a handsome prince and some singing ... butterflies? I don't know. I don't think I ever saw Cinderella as a child. Or Snow White. And I only just had the pleasure of watching Hercules, but let me tell you it was awesome. Probably up there with Tangled and The Lion King as my favourite Disney films.
Disney animated that is.
Because Jack Sparrow beats, like, everything. With his awesome face.
FUN FACT: Kiera Knightley was 17 when she was in the Curse of the Black Pearl. So young! I expect to look at least that good in one year... but I doubt it.
FUN FACT: All the swimming pools in the Titanic...ARE STILL FULL.
(the final one courtesy of Slivered Seal facts)